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"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

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The Frog Prince

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Witches of Instagram

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Hexercise.

Frank, how is "rhetorical" spelled? Hey, that's a non-rhetorical question!

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"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Magic Mushrooms

"She works best in hex mode."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

The Wizard.

Book and magician

Witch Spell Check.

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"... Well excuse me, Captain. But whose idea was it to let her have one last wish?!"

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'