Spellbinding Smith Mugs

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

Witches of Instagram

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Candle Size

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"She works best in hex mode."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

The Wizard.

Book and magician

Magic Mushrooms

Witch Spell Check.

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"... Well excuse me, Captain. But whose idea was it to let her have one last wish?!"

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'