Spellbound Mugs

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

Witches of Instagram

Hexercise.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Candle Size

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"She works best in hex mode."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Magic Mushrooms

The Wizard.

Book and magician

Witch Spell Check.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."