Spellbound Gifts

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Witches of Instagram

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Candle Size

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Witch Spell Check.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"She works best in hex mode."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Magic Mushrooms

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Book and magician

The Wizard.

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."