Spellbinding Speller Gifts

Witch Spell Check.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'