Spellbinding Speller Gifts

Witch Spell Check.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

The Frog Prince

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Candle Size

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'