Spellbinding Texter Gifts

"Probably texting."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Frog Prince

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

You Have 1 New Messages

"She works best in hex mode."

Book and magician

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Witch Spell Check.

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'

Valentine's Day texting

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

You hang up. No, you hang up.

The text commandments

Happy Halloween

'This is AJ. I met her thru a class. ad.'

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

Man marks at a sign marked 'Neighbourhood Witch Area' - then turns into a frog.