Spellbinding Lyricist T-Shirts

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

The Frog Prince

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

'Moon, June...'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

"She works best in hex mode."

Dolores O'Riordan

Witch Spell Check.

Book and magician

"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"