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"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Frank, how is "rhetorical" spelled? Hey, that's a non-rhetorical question!

'I owe it all to spell check.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Reading

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Santa's Helpers

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Daughters at Bedtime

Baby Bear.

My Spam Sketchbook

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Mephistopheles