Scent Spellbinder T-Shirts

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

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The Frog Prince

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Witches of Instagram

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

The Four Seasonings.

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

The Wizard.

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Book and magician

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"She works best in hex mode."

Magic Mushrooms

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Witch Spell Check.

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'