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"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

Witches of Instagram

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Candle Size

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Book and magician

Witch Spell Check.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"She works best in hex mode."

Magic Mushrooms

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

'You have it easy. When I was your age, we didn't have spell checkers.'

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'