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"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

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The Frog Prince

Witches of Instagram

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

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"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"She works best in hex mode."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Witch Spell Check.

Magic Mushrooms

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Book and magician

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'