Spellbound Professionals Pillows

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Newt sale

The Frog Prince

Witches of Instagram

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Candle Size

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Witch Spell Check.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Book and magician

Magic Mushrooms

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"She works best in hex mode."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

"... Well excuse me, Captain. But whose idea was it to let her have one last wish?!"