Quirky Spellcaster T-Shirts

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Candle Size

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

spellchecker

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Wiccapedia.

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Magic Mushrooms

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken