Quirky Spellcaster Gifts

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

spellchecker

Wiccapedia.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Magic Mushrooms

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'