Quirky Speller Gifts

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Ostrich Curoisities

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Is the water cold?'

Plant Parenthood...

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Shakespeare Ave

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Department of Education - No smoaking.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Good book?'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"You've got termites."

Monk painting a spelling mistake.