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Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'Is the water cold?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Shakespeare Ave

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Good book?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Department of Education - No smoaking.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"You've got termites."

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"