Eco-friendly Magic Enthusiast Pillows

Lunar Powered Broomstick

Toadstools

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Politically Correct Snowperson

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'