Vegan Spell Caster Prints

"This batch of Witch's Brew is vegan. The eye of newt and toe of frog are plant-based."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.