Green Spell Caster Prints

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'