Green Spell Caster Gifts

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Hexercise.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."