Environmental Spellcaster Gifts

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Broom! Broom!"

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

Candle Size

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Magic Mushrooms

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken