Environmental Spellcaster Gifts

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Broom! Broom!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Candle Size

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Magic Mushrooms

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"