Foodie Spellcasters Pillows

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Needs more kale.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

Bagel problems.

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

...the onion rings