Foodie Fortune Teller Pillows

"We have a steak in your future"

Gastrodamus.

'My fortune says I will enjoy genetically modified rice.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Pasta

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...