Foodie Fortune-tellers Pillows

"You'll never soar like an eagle, but your wings will make you very popular."

Build Your Own Portfolio

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Chinese Novel Cookie

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'You shouldn't put all your cash into one stock... you need to diversify. Try buying beef, vegetable and chicken stock...'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

Cooking the books

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

"He's working out what he can buy when his pay rise comes through."

Theories expounded

"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."