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"You'll never soar like an eagle, but your wings will make you very popular."

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"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'You shouldn't put all your cash into one stock... you need to diversify. Try buying beef, vegetable and chicken stock...'

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

Cooking the books

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

"He's working out what he can buy when his pay rise comes through."

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.