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'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Ranch Dressing

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Bagel problems.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."