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Chinese Novel Cookie

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Pasta

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Channelling on the Cheap

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Pie Filling Reader

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'