Foodie Matchmaker T-Shirts

"Well, you may think that the dating agency 'messed up', but as far as I'm concerned you're just what I was looking for."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

A Woman Holding Canapes

I wish I'd had the review.

Pasta

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

Strawberry Shake