Foodie Matchmaker Mugs

"Well, you may think that the dating agency 'messed up', but as far as I'm concerned you're just what I was looking for."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Pasta

I wish I'd had the review.

A Woman Holding Canapes

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"