Foodie's Companion Mugs

"A kangaroo?! Where am I supposed to find a kangaroo around here?!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Pasta

I wish I'd had the review.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque