Foodie's Companion T-Shirts

"A kangaroo?! Where am I supposed to find a kangaroo around here?!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Pasta

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

A Woman Holding Canapes

I wish I'd had the review.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque