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"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

Your Tip So Far

"He was my drinking buddy which is not a good basis for a partnership."

Impasta syndrome

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

"That was my kind of party...good food, good people, good-bye."

"Now, who ordered the salad?"

"Always remember, there is no such thing as a free lunch, will you pick up the bill?"

"And that is how you handle liver!"

Bad for you but to die for

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

Dog hides in the bin to collect the leftover scraps.

"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

"It's essential to ask 'Everything OK with your meal?' when you know they have a mouth full of food ..."

Irish Potato

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

How Brussels controls the food chain.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Taste buds

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Try a French one!"

German Food At The Vatican.

"Opening and closing your fridge door 50 times a day doesn't qualify as exercise."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'True, it is ten ninety five for all you can eat. But that does not include the thin woman inside you that's crying to get out.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Perhaps it was the eel," The Lefleurs commiserate with their paying guest.