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"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Your Tip So Far

"He was my drinking buddy which is not a good basis for a partnership."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

Impasta syndrome

"Now, who ordered the salad?"

"Always remember, there is no such thing as a free lunch, will you pick up the bill?"

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"That was my kind of party...good food, good people, good-bye."

Bad for you but to die for

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

Dog hides in the bin to collect the leftover scraps.

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

"It's essential to ask 'Everything OK with your meal?' when you know they have a mouth full of food ..."

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

How Brussels controls the food chain.

'True, it is ten ninety five for all you can eat. But that does not include the thin woman inside you that's crying to get out.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Irish Potato

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Opening and closing your fridge door 50 times a day doesn't qualify as exercise."

"Feast? Heck yeah! What are we eating?"

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Try a French one!"

Taste buds

German Food At The Vatican.

"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

"How about this: you don't take our order by memory and we won't forget to tip?"