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The take-out drone

'This placenta's not very filling, I think I'll nip out for a pizza.'

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

Olympia - Olympics - Sponsored by Ken' Kebabs Food of Champions!

'Sure it's a nuisance to run home for every meal, but it's either that or the Chinese-restaurant syndrome.'

'Wait! Let me get the tip.'

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|

Bedside Manna.

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

Ice Cream Surgeon

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

What the Doctor Ordered

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

La Table