Foodie's Friend T-Shirts

'Sorry, but it's hard to get good people these days.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

I wish I'd had the review.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Burnt or Raw?

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"