Foodie's Friend T-Shirts

'Sorry, but it's hard to get good people these days.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

The Streets - Night

I wish I'd had the review.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Burnt or Raw?

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'