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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Counting ribs

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Important Food Groups

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Kitchen Kapers

The Streets - Night

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

I wish I'd had the review.