Culinary Matchmaker T-Shirts

"I've found my soul mate!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Salt and Pepper

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Pie chart"

'Tasty bird.'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"How nice. A truffle."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Television company new recruit

'Tasty.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

'My compliments to mummy.'

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

Kitchen Consultations

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'