Foodie Fortune Teller Mugs

"We have a steak in your future"

Gastrodamus.

'My fortune says I will enjoy genetically modified rice.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Pasta

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Bagel problems.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'The escargots are underdone.'