Nutritional Spellcaster Pillows

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

spellchecker

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.