Magic Foodies Pillows

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Fresh pepper?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Party time.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'After you with the camouflage.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"All I've got left is smoked."