Magic Foodies T-Shirts

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Fresh pepper?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Party time.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'After you with the camouflage.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'