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"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Better Not Squash.

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Sriracha"

Bake off: Flan B

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'Tasty.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."