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"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Better Not Squash.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Sriracha"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Bake off: Flan B

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Guy Fieri

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'Tasty.'