Foodie Fragrance Fan T-Shirts

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Benihana style of cooking.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Have you no common scents?!'

The Streets - Night

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Men's fragrances...

Burnt or Raw?

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"The antidote is $150."