Culinary Aroma Lover T-Shirts

Man with big nose smelling various things.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Feast

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Cookery Lesson.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man