Festive Aroma Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We get the fresh scent without all the needles.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Yo ho ho!

Cheers

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Mice playing double bass

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Easter Bunny

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Roscoe's Great Escape

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Poinsettia

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

Santa Claus

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

The Cona Lisa