Festive Scent Enthusiast T-Shirts

A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

Mice playing double bass

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Easter Bunny

Elf of the Month

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

December Fest

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

Poinsettia

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Santa Claus

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

A Starry Night.

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

Snow Angel Fall

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...