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"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

The Holiday Party Invitation.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

Christmas Puppy Bow

Attention seeking perfume

Reindeer Sweater

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"It's apple-scented Purell."

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.

Christmas Outfit

'Meeting someone tonight?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

Sleigh bells

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

'Is it safe to wear in an open top sports car?'

"Yes, this perfume does make you smell scrumptious, but. . ."

My dog's personal line of fragrances.

'It's a pity you can't smell it: Such a perfume...'

Let's hang together

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

'It has a subtle effect. He'll say 'yes' right in the middle of being a royal pain in the neck.'