Festive Fragrance Lovers Gifts

The presents are nice, but for me the scent of a Christmas tree is the greatest gift of the holiday season!

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

The Holiday Party Invitation.

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

Christmas Puppy Bow

Attention seeking perfume

Reindeer Sweater

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"It's apple-scented Purell."

'Meeting someone tonight?'

A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

Christmas Outfit

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

'Is it safe to wear in an open top sports car?'

"Your description of the wine's bouquet was elegant, but are you sure that's not my feet?"

My dog's personal line of fragrances.

"Yes, this perfume does make you smell scrumptious, but. . ."

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

Sleigh bells

Let's hang together

'It's a pity you can't smell it: Such a perfume...'

"It's for people who don't want a dog, but don't want house guests either."

'...and can I get my money back if it doesn't turn him on?'