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'It's baseball season!'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Christmas Hugs

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Halloween Mobile

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Shove' (at big sale).

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Jeans sale

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Now in Pumpkin Spice!