Scents T-Shirts

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Mechanic's Aroma Therapy

Scent - free samples.

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

'I tried it last night-he had a hangover this morning!'

'You haven't said what you think of my new perfume.'

'Dad I'm getting gym kit, sweat, skunk - and girls. Girls on the nose.'

At the animal perfume fair.

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

Air Freshener shaped like a leaf falls victim to Autumn.

'Meeting someone tonight?'

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Aromatherapy for Men

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Fumes from furniture

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...