Scent Sensation T-Shirts

Estate Agent Aftershave.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Aromatherapy for Men

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

At the animal perfume fair.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Whore of Babylon?"

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."